Monday's Funny: ๐๐One for the boys๐๐
A Navy Master Chief's wife sends a text to the Master Chief saying, โHoney, don't forget to buy some bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie says hi.โ
The Master Chief texted back, "Who's Valerie?!"
The wife answered, "Nobody, I just wanted you to answer and to have confirmation that you saw my text."
The Master Chief replied, "Oh ok, because Iโm with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me!"
The wife, who is taken aback, texted, "What??! Where are you?!"
The Master Chief responded, "Near the grocery store."
The wife then texted, "Wait, Iโm coming right now!"
About 10 minutes later, the Master Chief's wife sends a message stating, "Iโm at the store, where are you?!"
The Master Chief replied, "Iโm at work. Now that youโre at the store, don't forget to buy the bread!"
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Poll: When should the tree go up? ๐
From what we've heard, some Christmas trees are already being assembled and decorated.
What are your thoughts on the best time to get your Christmas tree up?
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4.9% Second half of November
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43.7% 1st December
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16.7% A week before Christmas
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33.3% Whenever you wish
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1.3% Other - I'll share below
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