Why are ghosts such bad liars?

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

...You can see right through them.

No, we haven't lost the plot! July 1st is International Joke Day and because laughter is good for your body, we want to get involved.

So, go on, jokers! Share your best joke below...

Storage/Yard required

Dave from Westmere

Hi,
I'm looking to rent a small yard/storage area/double garage to store gear for my local landscaping business.
Please get in touch if you think you might have something suitable.
Thanks. Dave. 0280464528

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Shane from Epsom