Cushions for sale. =D $10 each for the handmade ones, OR $5 the pair for the duck egg-green ones. =D
The auction on TradeMe - bid to buy:
www.trademe.co.nz...
Hand sewn from recycled fabric and stuffed by hand too, most of them, and the bigger ones (those in photos 3-5) have a size 20 Spotlight inner. =D They are made from recycled clothing and upholstery fabric. Those in photo 1 are 34cm x 34cm x 15cm thick, the size 18 floral print cushion (photo 2) is 45cm long x 30cm tall, and 15cm thick at the thickest point. The larger size 20 one (photo 3) is 43cm long x 45cm tall, and about 17cm thick at the thickest point. The big green and black side-panelled ones (photos 4 & 5) are a size 20 Spotlight cushion inner, that's 47cm by 46cm by about 22cm thick at the thickest part. Nice and big and comfortable to lean on in your favourite armchair. =D The two small duck-egg green ones are $5 for the pair, and are 34.5cm x 34.5cm x 10cm thick. Private message me if you want to buy any. =D
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I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”