HUGE GARAGE SALE QUAILTY STUFF 2 HOUSEHOLDS 7am 43 Fleetwood Drive Henderson 17 August
Sleeping bags x 5 camping gear picnic baskets BRAND new Floor and table Fan in Box and 2 old floor standing fans all go very well
New Cat Bed Ladies handbags lots of them
4 terracotta pots large kitchen stuff Baby gear Front pack Phil & Teds New Cot cover new in pkt etc
Nike shoes Adidas and more Kids and baby's lifejackets as new and much more Storage boxes for the garage ,whisky decanter
MASSIVE SALE Toys, books, dvds, cds kitchen wear kids clothes 0-4yrs Jackets Kids shoes & lots of ladies shoes and boots clothing from 2 families size 8 -20 ladies New Scarf and handbags and Large Box of Mens clothes
New Year, New Questions You Won’t Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”