My dad
My dad is 92, he just wrote this little poem
I don't know what to do now that I'm 92
I'll have to wait and see when I turn 93
Perhaps I'll do much more when I am 94
And really come alive when I reach 95
Maybe I'll learn new tricks when I am 96
And not go up to Heaven just because I'm 97
Life will still be great when I am 98
And everything was just fine when I turn 99
Nothing rhymes with Hundred and so I'll have to say
I'll have a cold Waikato to celebrate the day
Dad
And not go up to Heaven just because I'm
Stay sun-safe and well-read this spring
Longer days and warmer weather are fast approaching!
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Neighbourly's Online Spring Garage Sale
On Saturday, 28th of September we'll be holding an online garage sale and you are invited - both to score some bargains and to sell your wares!
The sun is starting to shine and perhaps you're ready to part with your winter goods, get involved by listing your goods ahead of Saturday's event. And come back on Saturday to find new treasures.
List your items now. Head to Market.
Here's Thursday's thinker!
I am lighter than air, but a hundred people cannot lift me. What am I?
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