Do you want my feline company during lock down?
Hi, my name is Shoga and I’m a 4 yr old calico speyed female. Now here’s the rub. My bipeds went and brought in a new rescue dog a few months ago and I just cannot abide him. I tend to stay a lot in the bedroom and one of the bipeds has an allergy. The allergy is OK when I spread myself around but not when I chill out in the bedroom so much. I just cannot seem to change even though they have cajoled and kept me out of the bedroom, I just wanna get away from that dog!
So, here I go, it’s time for me to sack the bipeds and find someone else. Here is my ideal candidate/s
• You don’t have any other pets in your home cause I just don’t like the competition
• If you have children they are like 10 plus as I’ll be quite afraid of smaller children
• You will spend the time getting to know me as I’ll be nervous for a bit until I get to know you and your home. You better like me in your bedroom cause I do like spending time with you there. When you know me I am playful, cuddly and quirky• On the plus side, my bipeds have 6 weeks of high quality food for me and a whole bunch of bedding, toys and stuff like that.
What do you do? Contact my bipeds via Neighbourly
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Poll: How should Guy Fawkes be celebrated?
While it is a fun occasion, fireworks on Guy Fawkes Night has caused much conflict over the years, upsetting our pets and disrupting the sleep of neighbours.
How should we celebrate Guy Fawkes Night? Vote in our poll and share your thoughts below.
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28.4% With a city-wide public fireworks display
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20.4% Small fireworks displays in each community
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7.7% Keep it as is
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32.7% We shouldn't celebrate it!
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10.5% Anything but fireworks
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0.4% Other - I'll share below
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