Friday Funny: ๐๐My Dog lives like a king๐๐
I Just Realized Something:
โข My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
โข He has his food prepared for him.
โข His meals are provided at no cost to him.
โข He visits the Vet once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
โข He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
โข If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
โข He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
โข He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
โข He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
โข All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~ MY DOG IS A POLITCIAN!!!
Unlock the Answer: Todayโs Riddle is Trickier Than You Think!
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
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Riddle Me That: Ready to Test Your Wits?
If the prisoner tells a lie, he'll be hanged;
if he tells the truth, he'll be beheaded.
What can he say to save himself?
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Poll: Is it rude to talk on the phone on a bus?
Buses can be a relaxing way to get home if you have a seat and enough space. However, it can be off-putting when someone is taking a phone call next to you.
Do you think it's inconsiderate for people to have lengthy phone calls on a bus? Vote in the poll, and add your comments below.
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65.9% Yes
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31.7% No
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2.4% Other - I'll share below
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