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2624 days ago

My wife reckons I have too much time on my Hands and get up to trouble

John from East Invercargill

What she doesn't realise is the trouble I have keeping the kids in line.

I see by a number of reports that Planet X or as some of us know it , Nibiru is going too demolish earth tomorrow the 23rd or maybe sunday if they use American time . I find this a little disturbing as I have been made an offer I can't refuse on a bridge . Too fiance the purchase of this bridge I first have too meet up with an old friend I never knew I had that tracked me down from Nigeria . I need too help him retrieve the Libyian Gold Bullion Gaddafi hid before his unexpected death and my cut from that will pay for all the bridges I have ever wanted.. My concern is .. will I have enough time too collect this Gold before Nibiru hits earth. ???
ps : I may need some financial assistance too help me on my trip too Africa if anyone is interested in a small cut ???

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Calling All Puzzle Masters! Can You Solve This?

Riddler from The Neighbourly Riddler

When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height.
Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was.
If the tree grew by five centimetres each year, how much higher would the nail be?

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15 days ago

What's your favourite recipe for courgettes?

Mei Leng Wong Reporter from NZ Gardener & Get Growing

Kia ora neighbours. If you've got a family recipe for courgettes, we'd love to see it and maybe publish it in our magazine. Send your recipe to mailbox@nzgardener.co.nz, and if we use it in the mag, you will receive a free copy of our January 2025 issue.

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