Sleep-out for rent
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Hi all, some, or none at all.
I don't want to waste anybody's time, especially my own.
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I will have a small, self-contained sleep-out to rent, becoming available next Sunday 22nd March.
You're still reading aren't you?
The sleep-out is attached to the garage, at the rear of the property, in a safe neighborhood.
I'm searching for the perfect tenant please.
No?
Ok, I'd be looking for a male version of me then, and if you're out there, you'll know what to do now :)...
Failing that, I'm just trying to find someone, preferably a male, that knows right from wrong, and lives their life accordingly...please!
Are you still reading?
Perhaps you're a drama-free, macho, gay guy?? With a full-time job, that takes you away from home the majority of the time lol?
If no favourable result finding any of the self-confessed above, then I'm going to have to extend the gene pool, and be very specific.
I hope there's somebody in the market, that reflects my standard of living, and we can reside in an optimum coexistence.
A kind, thoughtful, mannered, individual, that likes animals, displays initiative, is approachable, and exhibits a common sense strategy to life.
Leading on from the qualities above, I envisage a mature male, that demonstrates good habits, and occupies a clean, tidy, living environment.
Somebody socially adequate, that enjoys their privacy.
A friendly, practical person, who won't mind participating in the upkeep of the property.
Like I suggested, I'm seeking the perfect tenant.
If I haven't completely excluded the entire human race, for those readers that still remain, congratulations, please email me at octscorpio66@outlook.com with a subject heading of RENTAL, and include any documents to support your application.
Thank you.
Casey
“I wasn't aware of it when I was going through it, or growing up in that environment, you just think it's your normal until you get out of it. Narcissistic abuse. Have you heard of it?
I was the black sheep. I left home real young, like, 17. I went to the Salvation Army, I was homeless. I went back to my parents thinking they'd changed, or, I don't know, something will be different, but it just wasn't. I had to come to terms with reality. Now I'm estranged, I'm doing my own thing. I've had no contact in ages, it is what it is.
I'm trying to get the skills, I want to pursue music as a full time job. Even if it just pays for the basics. That's what I really want to do with my life, I need to do it, it feeds my spirit.
I learned bass guitar, electric guitar. I learned how to rap, sing and a bit of metal growl. So like, you know, the heavy vocals. It's like an outlet, if I'm going through some real heavy duty stuff, I can just fall back on the music. I always feel better.
I saw someone had an advertisement for a band, so I got their number, gave them a ring. You never know what might happen. I used to be so insecure and shy, I hid away on purpose. But these days I want to be an open book, I'm more confident in my own skin.
I might be going back to the Salvation Army. It's better than being on the streets in the elements, cold, freezing. Yeah, you get a roof over your head three meals a day. It's better than being stranded.
I was born in Christchurch, been here my whole life. I also like getting out into nature. If I had money, I'd be a nomad, just travelling with a backpack. I do like it here, but it would be a good change to see the world. Yes, this is just a tiny little island, it's a big world out there.”
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