Monday's Funny: 😄👱♀️The Blonde Waitress👱♀️😄
"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street.
He was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere.
Thank goodness I took that first aid course, all my training came back to me in a flash."
"What did you do?" asks the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
What's your favourite recipe for courgettes?
Kia ora neighbours. If you've got a family recipe for courgettes, we'd love to see it and maybe publish it in our magazine. Send your recipe to mailbox@nzgardener.co.nz, and if we use it in the mag, you will receive a free copy of our January 2025 issue.
Retire in comfort and security
Premium care just meters away form our village. Join our caring community, where passion thrives. Trust Terrace Kennedy House for exceptional care and meaningful connections.
Avondale’s Hidden Sanctuary
The Rosehill Gardens villas, apartments and community centre are nestled in a landscaped environment creating a hidden gem and a quiet sanctuary where Avondale’s shopping strip is within an easy walk and LynnMall is a short drive.
Independent retirement living at Rosehill Gardens enables you to be physically and socially active, live independently for longer, enjoy the beauty of the garden surroundings and tranquillity of the quiet environment.
As a bonus, Rosehill Gardens are offering free move-in gifts for you to choose when you purchase a villa, apartment or studio (terms and conditions apply).
Loading…
