Moronic funeral insurance ads
Can't reach for the fast-forward/mute quick enough! There appears to be a competition between the companies as to which one can include the most of these in one commercial.....When the final whistle blows, taking your last bow, blow out your last candle, kicking the bucket, crossing over to the other side, keel over, popping your clogs, bite the dust, pushing up daisies, riding off into the sunset, the big sleep, shuffling off, fall off your perch, playing your last note, when the final curtain falls, turning up your toes, join the heavenly choir, going to your eternal rest, when the final bell rings, when your time is up and.....headed upstairs, ha ha ha, God give me strength.
Poll: Would you rather: Christmas in summer forever or winter forever?
Just a bit of a fun poll to get you thinking.
If you had to live out your Christmas days, would you prefer it was a summer Christmas or a winter Christmas?
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63.3% Summer
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35.3% Winter
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1.3% Other - I'll share below
New Year, New Questions You Won’t Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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Share your summer photos! 📷
Taken some beautiful snaps lately? Whether it's rainbows, sunsets or a beautiful summer's day, we'd love you to share the joy with us.
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