Moronic funeral insurance ads
Can't reach for the fast-forward/mute quick enough! There appears to be a competition between the companies as to which one can include the most of these in one commercial.....When the final whistle blows, taking your last bow, blow out your last candle, kicking the bucket, crossing over to the other side, keel over, popping your clogs, bite the dust, pushing up daisies, riding off into the sunset, the big sleep, shuffling off, fall off your perch, playing your last note, when the final curtain falls, turning up your toes, join the heavenly choir, going to your eternal rest, when the final bell rings, when your time is up and.....headed upstairs, ha ha ha, God give me strength.
Poll: Should drivers retake the theory test every 10 years?
Drivers get where they need to go, but sometimes it seems that we are all abiding by different road rules (for example, the varying ways drivers indicate around a roundabout).
Do you think drivers should be required to take a quick driving theory test every 10 years?
Vote in the poll and share any road rules that you've seen bent! 😱
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49.5% Yes
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48.6% No
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1.9% Other - I'll share below
Here's Thursday's thinker!
I am lighter than air, but a hundred people cannot lift me. What am I?
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