Alberton Vintage Market Day
The Alberton Vintage Market Day is a small, curated market of antique treasures and vintage gems! Fans of all things antique, vintage and retro will enjoy rummaging through the wares of 14 established dealers and expert fossickers. Goodies on offer include fine china, clothing, textiles, Crown Lynn, crystal, silver, kitchen & tableware, decor, jewellery, accessories, retro knick-knacks and more!
Special guest nonagenarian eggcup collector Johnny Green will also be on site all day with his incredible egg-cup stall.
To sustain you while you shop there will be crepes, coffee, gelato, and Mummy's Yummys pop-up bakery serving homemade, traditional treats.
Alberton Vintage Market Day, 100 Mt albert Road. Sunday 8 October 2023, 11 am-3pm. Free entry to Market. Standard entry fee of $10 per adult and free for children and Heritage New Zealand Pouhere Taonga members to look around the house.
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
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Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
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Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
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Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
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Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
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Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”