Kids Only Market July 2023
Our Kids Only Market at the same time during the School Holidays programmes at Sandringham . Our next one will be on Saturday 15 July in our main hall from 10am-12pm. Stalls are free and you are all welcome to come along and support our budding little entrepreneurs. Lots of goodies sold from beautiful children with enterprising market gifts, plants, toys, books, games and more ! You are all very welcome kids - bring your parents along to support you too ! 🥎⚾️⚽️🪀🛼🤿⛳️🏑🏐🍎🍏🍓🍉🥖🥯⌚️⏰🎹🎼🪕🎲🎯🎳🎮♟🪘🎨
New Year, New Questions You Won’t Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”