FREE travel for veterans on Anzac day
Free travel on bus, train and ferry services all day on Monday 25 April for
SuperGold and Veterans SuperGold card holders
Uniformed and retired services personnel with RSA membership card
Redeem your free travel
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To redeem free travel on Anzac Day, please show your SuperGold, Veterans SuperGold or RSA membership card to gateline staff, ferry crew or bus drivers on the day.
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Additional travel options for Dawn Services on Anzac day
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Bus
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Additional NX1 services to Auckland Domain will operate between Albany Bus Station to Park Road, Grafton at 4:30 am, 4:45 am, 5 am and last bus leaving 5:10 am.
Ferry
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An additional 5am Devonport to Auckland City service will operate to allow you to get to your event. Ferry services will be operating on a Sunday and Public Holiday timetable.
Offer excludes Sealink vehicle transport to and from Waiheke, Great Barrier Island and Rakino services.
Train
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There will be additional early morning train services to Britomart on all lines.
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”