It's the season to be happy & jolly and......LAUGHTER certainly is.....the best medicine!!!
1. Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale....... Cheap...............no strings attached.
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2. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
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3. On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
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4. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading
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5. My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
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6. You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off
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7. Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
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8. Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....
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9. Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.
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10. The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions..
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11. Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone
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12. The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The
Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
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13. Sign At A Barber's Saloon in Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
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14. Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
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Laughter makes you happy, it works faster than alcohol..!!! 😄😄😄
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Poll: When should the tree go up? 🎄
From what we've heard, some Christmas trees are already being assembled and decorated.
What are your thoughts on the best time to get your Christmas tree up?
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3.6% Second half of November
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32.9% 1st December
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23.6% A week before Christmas
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37.1% Whenever you wish
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2.9% Other - I'll share below
Poll: Do you think NZ should ban social media for youth?
The Australian Prime Minister has expressed plans to ban social media use for children.
This would make it illegal for under 16-year-olds to have accounts on platforms including TikTok, Instagram, Facebook and X.
Social media platforms would be tasked with ensuring children have no access (under-age children and their parents wouldn’t be penalised for breaching the age limit)
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Do you think NZ should follow suit? Vote in our poll and share your thoughts below.
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85.3% Yes
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13.7% No
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1% Other - I'll share below
Does anyone have any iris lilies or Renga Renga lilies?
HI, I am in Sunnyvale, does any one have either of the above they don't want or could sell to me?
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