Merry Christmas
Was so happy early this morning I heard the Santa Sleigh and Reindeer flying around my house Ryan I heard Santa trying to get inside so I decide to go and let him in. Turned out he was wearing blue instead of the normal red but hay at least he bought me a pair of handcuffs and a brand new Skoda with Christmas lights on it. The handcuffs were a good fit he wouldn’t let me drive the Skoda which I thought was a bit mean but hay even in the back is so comfy. Ok only the top bit is true only heard the Santa sleigh and reindeer’s but think this was probably the police helicopter. Merry Christmas everyone
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Neighbourly's Online Spring Garage Sale
On Saturday, 28th of September we'll be holding an online garage sale and you are invited - both to score some bargains and to sell your wares!
The sun is starting to shine and perhaps you're ready to part with your winter goods, get involved by listing your goods ahead of Saturday's event. And come back on Saturday to find new treasures.
List your items now. Head to Market.
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I am lighter than air, but a hundred people cannot lift me. What am I?
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