We are fundraising to open the doors to Shiloh Creative Life Centre
We are SUPER excited to announce that our Crowdfunding Campaign is officially đ´LIVEđ´ on Givealittle! Our campaign runs from April 1 thru April 15, 2022. Follow the links to read all about us!
In moving further towards our goal of establishing a physical place for our community hub in South Auckland, would you be so kind to support us by donating what you can and spread the word however you can.
To our sponsors The Funding Network, Chorus, and Givealittle THANK YOU! We are forever grateful and appreciative for your tremendous support with the campaign.
New Year, New Questions You Wonât Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: âYour total is $44.19. Cash or card?â
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: âUh, I donât think this will work.â
Customer: âWhy not? It hasnât expired and I have money in my account.â
Me: âSir⌠the chip is gone.â
Customer: âI didnât want the chip.â
Me: âThe card wonât work without it.â
Customer: âIt just means I canât enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.â
Me: âI donât think it will work, sir.â
Customer: âJust swipe it.â
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: âItâs not working, sir.â
Customer: âThen youâre doing it wrong. Swipe it again!â
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: âMaybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isnât the thing being swiped?â
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* âSure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip â oh look, it didnât work.â
Customer: âYour machine must be broken!â