Friday Funny: 😄🐕My Dog lives like a king🐕😄
I Just Realized Something:
• My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
• He has his food prepared for him.
• His meals are provided at no cost to him.
• He visits the Vet once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
• He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
• If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
• He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
• He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
• He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
• All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~ MY DOG IS A POLITCIAN!!!
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I saw this at a café recently and as several people have mentioned that I know stuff, I also have an espresso machine in the staff room, plus I have been adopted by a black cat and I do read a lot of books!!
This made me smile does it make me a black Cat?
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