Friday's funny: 😀🐀A Rat in a Bar🐀😀
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"
The bartender considers it, then agrees.
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.
He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.
The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night, the bartender thinks that nothing could possibly top the first trick so he agrees.
The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog.
"Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale."
The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front.
"No," he insists, "he's not for sale."
The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash.
The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded.
"That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!"
"Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
🧐 Alright, Brainiacs—Who’s Up for a Challenge? 👀
I know all the secrets, I hear every tale;
I’m where neighbours gather, no detail is stale;
I’m not alive, but I bring news to light—
in the morning, at noon, or late at night—
What am I?
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Poll: Are domestic flights with Air NZ out of your budget?
A Tauranga man has filed a complaint with the Commerce Commission, claiming that due to dynamic pricing, it’s cheaper for him to fly to Los Angeles than to book a flight for his daughter from Tauranga to Wellington.
Do you think their pricing needs addressed to encourage more people to fly?
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95.2% Yes, it's too expensive
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4.4% No, it's reasonable
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0.4% Other - I'll share below
Missing tabby and white cat Phoenix
Lost cat Phoenix missing for 1 year and 5 months since 5th November 2023 from Cyril Crescent West Harbour spooked by midday fireworks - Reward given on his safe return home
If everyone could please share my post and spread the word to get my little tabby Phoenix home ❤️ you can take screenshot and repost.
If the public can still please check around Cyril Crescent, Luckens Road , Moire Road , Moire Park,. Elizabeth Drive, Midgley Road, Midgley Park, Bernleigh Terrace, Helena Street, Royal Road Massey and West Harbour area and Hobsonville Road, Clark Road, Wiseley Road Hobsonville area and all surrounding streets.
I did have a few possible leads they saw a cat they were pretty sure was him with a collar on very thin near Elizabeth Drive West Harbour and Wiseley Road West Harbour and Clark Road Hobsonville but couldn't get a photo.
Phoenix could be travelling between all these streets in a circuit running away knowing how timid he is. Please check with friends , family, neighbours you know around these areas and any security camera footage.
He will most likely hide under houses, in garden beds , bushes, under deck around back of peoples properties or at parks. If you see him please try get a photo or video do not approach him and I will track him down.
I know he's still alive out there, someone knows something. But the question is, he indoors as an indoor cat or only let out at certain times or is he still roaming the streets been fed and people think he's a stray.
The last time I saw him was in April 2024 at Cyril Crescent West Harbour before he ran away again before I could catch him.
Thanks everyone and feel free to send any photos, messages to me ❤️
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