Monday's Funny: ๐๐One for the boys๐๐
A Navy Master Chief's wife sends a text to the Master Chief saying, โHoney, don't forget to buy some bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie says hi.โ
The Master Chief texted back, "Who's Valerie?!"
The wife answered, "Nobody, I just wanted you to answer and to have confirmation that you saw my text."
The Master Chief replied, "Oh ok, because Iโm with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me!"
The wife, who is taken aback, texted, "What??! Where are you?!"
The Master Chief responded, "Near the grocery store."
The wife then texted, "Wait, Iโm coming right now!"
About 10 minutes later, the Master Chief's wife sends a message stating, "Iโm at the store, where are you?!"
The Master Chief replied, "Iโm at work. Now that youโre at the store, don't forget to buy the bread!"
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Here's Tuesday's teaser!
Iโm found in socks, scarves, and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
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Here's Thursday's thinker!
I am lighter than air, but a hundred people cannot lift me. What am I?
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Poll: Should drivers retake the theory test every 10 years?
Drivers get where they need to go, but sometimes it seems that we are all abiding by different road rules (for example, the varying ways drivers indicate around a roundabout).
Do you think drivers should be required to take a quick driving theory test every 10 years?
Vote in the poll and share any road rules that you've seen bent! ๐ฑ
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48.1% Yes
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50.1% No
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1.9% Other - I'll share below