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I get smaller every time I take a bath.
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: βYour total is $44.19. Cash or card?β
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: βUh, I donβt think this will work.β
Customer: βWhy not? It hasnβt expired and I have money in my account.β
Me: βSirβ¦ the chip is gone.β
Customer: βI didnβt want the chip.β
Me: βThe card wonβt work without it.β
Customer: βIt just means I canβt enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.β
Me: βI donβt think it will work, sir.β
Customer: βJust swipe it.β
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: βItβs not working, sir.β
Customer: βThen youβre doing it wrong. Swipe it again!β
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: βMaybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isnβt the thing being swiped?β
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* βSure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip β oh look, it didnβt work.β
Customer: βYour machine must be broken!β