HOUSEHOLD CLEARANCE: 3x Woman's Jeans size 6 & 8
HOUSEHOLD CLEARANCE CONTINUES …
I have no clue about women's clothes, except that they had cost an arm and a leg ($119 to $169 in the shops), and after just a few months were too small AGAIN … so my apologies if I get something wrong.
1x Stretch Denim Jeans in blue, size 6, made by Dotti
1x Velvet Jeans (?) in dark blue, size 8, made by CountryRoad
1x "Divided" Jeans in blue, size EU 34 (=NZ 6) and US 4 (= NZ 8), made by H&M (well, at least I know H&M)
I didn't wash them as I assume the buyer washes them anyway, so it would be a waste of energy and water - come on guys & gals, it needs the team of 8 Billion to save the planet, not a few hundred self-centered politicians!
Each $35 or all 3 for $75
Contactless pickup in Green Bay is much preferred though posting is possible. If you are outside Auckland then maybe a friend of yours in Auckland can do the pickup.
As I work from home anyway I'm home pretty much all the time, so just let me know a time you would like to come round.
I have a whole household and shed to clear - so please have a look at my other listings too!
What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”
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