Friday Funny
There was a 7 year old boy who was taken to Social Services because his parents were divorcing and a custody battle ensued.
When he was asked if he wanted to live with his mum, he said "No cause she beats me."
So he was asked if he wanted to live with his dad, he said "No cause he beats me."
So he was asked who he wanted to live with then? "
He replied," I want to live with the Auckland Warriors because they can't beat anybody"🙄
Poll: Is it rude to talk on the phone on a bus?
Buses can be a relaxing way to get home if you have a seat and enough space. However, it can be off-putting when someone is taking a phone call next to you.
Do you think it's inconsiderate for people to have lengthy phone calls on a bus? Vote in the poll, and add your comments below.
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64% Yes
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33.4% No
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2.5% Other - I'll share below
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