*WIN* tickets to the Waitakere Home & Garden Show
The Waitakere Home & Garden Show is back at The Trusts Arena from the 24 – 26 of May. Showcasing a massive range of products and services, expert advice, stacks of exclusive show specials, the Springfree Family Zone and an amazing show prize - there’s something for everyone!
Up for grabs with Neighbourly are 5 double passes! Simply LIKE or THANK this post to be in the draw to win. We'll be drawing 5 lucky winners. T&Cs apply.
There are so many fabulous reasons to visit the show featuring everything from kitchens, outdoor living, spas, builders, renovators, landscapers, artisan foods and more.
Save the date in your diaries: 24 - 26 May 2019
Fri 10 am - 5pm
Sat 10 am - 5pm
Sun 10 am - 4pm
The Trusts Arena
Adults $8
Gold Card Friday $4
Under 16 free
Competition period: Tuesday 14th May to Monday 20th May 2019.
Five (5) prizes available.
The prize consists of one double pass to attend the Waitakere Home & Garden Show.
The winners will be contacted via email and/or phone on Tuesday 21st May 2019.
Poll: Would you rather: Christmas in summer forever or winter forever?
Just a bit of a fun poll to get you thinking.
If you had to live out your Christmas days, would you prefer it was a summer Christmas or a winter Christmas?
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63.3% Summer
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35.4% Winter
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1.3% Other - I'll share below
New Year, New Questions You Won’t Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”
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