I received a mug in the mail today. ๐ Tis beautiful, black and shiny. ๐
NO, NOT FOR SALE, SO DON'T ASK. ๐ It is FROM my brother overseas. ๐ I saw it on a merchandise website a while ago, and wanted it. ๐ Thanks, Daniel Keymer. ๐
New Year, New Questions You Wonโt Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: โYour total is $44.19. Cash or card?โ
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: โUh, I donโt think this will work.โ
Customer: โWhy not? It hasnโt expired and I have money in my account.โ
Me: โSirโฆ the chip is gone.โ
Customer: โI didnโt want the chip.โ
Me: โThe card wonโt work without it.โ
Customer: โIt just means I canโt enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.โ
Me: โI donโt think it will work, sir.โ
Customer: โJust swipe it.โ
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: โItโs not working, sir.โ
Customer: โThen youโre doing it wrong. Swipe it again!โ
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: โMaybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isnโt the thing being swiped?โ
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* โSure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip โ oh look, it didnโt work.โ
Customer: โYour machine must be broken!โ