đ„Hot off the pressđ„ Australia finalises trans-Tasman bubble deal
Australia has finalised a trans-Tasman bubble deal that will see Kiwis allowed to cross the ditch without having to quarantine on arrival into just two states at this stage, New South Wales and the Northern Territory.
At this stage the arrangement is one-way, with Australians not able to travel to New Zealand (thank goodness).
To those who are seriously considering this, be warned, upon return to New Zealand you will still need to have the appropriate managed isolation booking upon return, spend two weeks in managed isolation, and pay the fee which applies to anyone who left New Zealand after August 11.
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: âYour total is $44.19. Cash or card?â
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: âUh, I donât think this will work.â
Customer: âWhy not? It hasnât expired and I have money in my account.â
Me: âSir⊠the chip is gone.â
Customer: âI didnât want the chip.â
Me: âThe card wonât work without it.â
Customer: âIt just means I canât enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.â
Me: âI donât think it will work, sir.â
Customer: âJust swipe it.â
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: âItâs not working, sir.â
Customer: âThen youâre doing it wrong. Swipe it again!â
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: âMaybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isnât the thing being swiped?â
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* âSure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip â oh look, it didnât work.â
Customer: âYour machine must be broken!â