75 Kelman Road, Kelston
🏡 Star Quality Starter 🏡
✔️ Start up your property ownership with this star quality option of the highest order
✔️ Handsomely refurbished within and the real show-stealer is the rear entertaining area/deck
✔️ Built in 2005, this property offers 3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, modern open plan kitchen, living and dining and single garage with internal access
✔️ Situated on a freehold 481sqm section with lovely native bush outlook
✔️ Handily located minutes away from New Lynn shops, restaurants and transport hub
✔️ In Zone and walking distance to great local schools
✔️ First home starters be quick, the starters gun is ready
🛏 3 🛋 1 🛁 1 🚘 1 🌳 481sqm
Contact THE SMITHS to view this wonderful home or come along to the open home!
View this property online: www.rwtitirangi.co.nz...
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”