“Armageddon – When Will It Be?”
Will There Be Another Middle East War?
The Christadelphian Community believes that the Bible declares that Jesus Christ will return as King but the Governments of the World will reject Him leading to War. These events lead to God Commencing Divine Rule over all the World’s Citizens for re-education. Here’s an example of such Scripture:
The Bible says, ”Why do the nations plot, and why do their people make useless plans? The kings of this earth have all joined together to turn against the LORD and his chosen one…..The LORD becomes furious and threatens them. His anger terrifies them as he says, "I've put my king on Zion, my sacred hill….." Be smart, all you rulers, and pay close attention. Serve and honour the LORD; be glad and tremble. Show respect to his son because if you don't, the LORD might become furious and suddenly destroy you. But he blesses and protects everyone who runs to him.”
Psalms 2:1-12 CEV [abridged]
They invite you to an Illustrated Bible address entitled:
“Armageddon – When Will It Be?”
This is to be held today - Sunday September 1st at 2.00pm
At the Christadelphian Hall 3159 Great North Road New Lynn. All Welcome.
Authorised by Steve Bostin
Poll: Would you rather: Christmas in summer forever or winter forever?
Just a bit of a fun poll to get you thinking.
If you had to live out your Christmas days, would you prefer it was a summer Christmas or a winter Christmas?
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63.3% Summer
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35.3% Winter
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1.3% Other - I'll share below
New Year, New Questions You Won’t Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”
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