đ§Lost/found Juiceđ§
To the person who was shopping late this afternoon (Monday) at Pak 'n Save (you will know which branch), and found when they got home that they had left a bottle of juice behind, I have retrieved it for you from the trolley and handed it over to the customer service desk with a brief explanation as to where I found it.
A lady in the carpark said you had just driven off and another couple saw me take it into the store.
You will know which juice, flavour, brand and size.
Don't forget to take your receipt as proof of purchase to the customer service desk and fingers crossed you will be reunited with the naughty juice bottle which tried to escape.
I'm posting to this here as well as across the West Auckland Facebook pages I belong to with the hope you read this. Good luckđ
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Me: âYour total is $44.19. Cash or card?â
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
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Customer: âWhy not? It hasnât expired and I have money in my account.â
Me: âSir⌠the chip is gone.â
Customer: âI didnât want the chip.â
Me: âThe card wonât work without it.â
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Customer: âJust swipe it.â
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Me: âItâs not working, sir.â
Customer: âThen youâre doing it wrong. Swipe it again!â
I do so again with the same result.
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