$5.00 Firewood now bagging for Winter 2022 (Glen Eden Pick-up)
STOCK UP NOW FOR WINTER 2022!
Glen Eden Pick Up only, or delivery is available for $20.00 per load within a 5km radius of Glen Eden (minimum order for delivery is 10 bags -please text 0204 192-9415 for delivery order request).
Pick-up venue:
Sundays (as advised), corner of Willowbrook Place and Kaurilands Rd, Glen Eden, just down from the entrance to Glen Intermediate School, 23 Kaurilands Rd, Glen Eden, between 1 pm - 2 pm (please look for the blue sign-written car, grey-covered silver trailer, and $5 Firewood lawn signs).
Text Orders:
Phone 0204 192-9415 to pre-order your firewood with your name, email address, and # of bags required on the day (deadline for placing orders is Friday 5 pm of the pick-up week, so we have time to bag the wood for the Sunday pick up). We will send you a confirmation text to confirm your order.
Placing an order is really important - we sold out in 11 minutes at the last pick-up.
Get an (Approx.) 10-12 kg bag of dry, factory off-cut (sawn to size for use in wood-burners), untreated firewood for just $5 a bag.
This firewood is priced at around half the cost of similar-sized firewood bags.
Cash payment only - no EFTPOS, and no change given, so please bring exact money for order pick-up.
NB: We recommend de-bagging the wood after pick up, and letting the wood air out in a covered area at home.
Please see the following link for tips on increasing the burn time and heat efficiency of your wood burner:
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