To the man who took a crap on my lawn
To the man who decided to take a crap on my front lawn the day I was working from home. Next time please use the public toilets down at fowlds park or you could have come back to clean your mess up.
I saw your every move while I was on a conference call but only managed to snap a photo as you quickly ran across the road.
Please don’t ever crap on my lawn again.
Poll: How do you feel about dogs being allowed indoors in cafes?
For most of us, seeing a friendly doggo while out and about instantly brings a smile to our faces. But how do you feel about cafes welcoming pups inside?
Cast a vote and share your thoughts below.
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27.9% I love it!
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32.5% Only in designated areas
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39.5% No, it should be outdoors only.
Happy Tuesday, neighbours, can you figure out today's riddle rush 🏃♂️
A bus driver goes the wrong way down a one-way street. He passes the cops, but they don’t stop him. Why?
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Here's Thursday's thinker!
I am lighter than air, but a hundred people cannot lift me. What am I?
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