Keep your toilet paper stocked AND help NZ's wildlife :)
Do good AND never worry about toilet paper shortages!
When you order your toilet paper through My Fundraiser, BirdCare Aotearoa receives 10% of the full purchase price – that’s $5 for every box sold.
Each box costs just $50 and contains 48 rolls of quality 2-ply, 400-sheet, sustainably sourced loo paper (that's equivalent to 96 standard rolls) – delivered right to your door.*
The cartons and rolls are plastic-free, purchases are tax deductible, and there is free shipping (small shipping fee applies for rural addresses).
Please select BirdCare Aotearoa as the ‘Good Cause’ when you make your purchase – and know that you are helping sick, injured and orphaned birds receive the veterinary care and attention they need.
To order your toilet paper now, visit: shop.myfundraiser.co.nz...
If you have a good supply of toilet paper (consider yourself lucky!) but would still like to support BirdCare Aotearoa, you can donate via our website:
birdcareaotearoa.org.nz...
*Please note: My Fundraiser is currently only delivering to Northland, Auckland, and as far south as the Waikato and Bay of Plenty. If anyone outside of these areas would like to support BirdCare Aotearoa, please donate through our website: birdcareaotearoa.org.nz...
Poll: Would you rather: Christmas in summer forever or winter forever?
Just a bit of a fun poll to get you thinking.
If you had to live out your Christmas days, would you prefer it was a summer Christmas or a winter Christmas?
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63.3% Summer
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35.4% Winter
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1.3% Other - I'll share below
New Year, New Questions You Won’t Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
Do you think you know the answer to our daily riddle? Don't spoil it for your neighbours! Simply 'Like' this post and we'll post the answer in the comments below at 2pm.
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Head here and hover on the Following button on the top right of the page (and it will show Unfollow) and then click it. If it is giving you the option to Follow, then you've successfully unfollowed the Riddles page.
What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”
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