What's On: 4-part free meditation course, Mt Eden
When: Tuesdays Oct 3, 10, 17, 24: 6:30pm - 8:00pm nightly.
Free admission throughout.
A lifetime of premium health requires the total wellbeing of body, mind and spirit. Exercise and correct nutrition sustain the body; happiness, inner serenity prosper in a calm mind; meditation nourishes the spirit, the source of our every capacity– these are the essentials that enable us to shine.
If you’re wanting to learn about or deepen your meditation experience; take your physical wellbeing and fitness up to a record high; or wanting to really explore your spiritual life in greater depth, these four evenings will be a considerable help!
‘The longest journey is the journey within….”
Venue: 93 Dominion Road, Mt Eden/Kingsland. Plentiful street parking. Please arrive prior to start time as street level entry door closes on time lock.
Registration: Free admission, however registration is required: please call / text Jogyata 022 1887432, or go to the info / contact link on our website: www.meditationauckland.co.nz....
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Poll: Would you rather: Christmas in summer forever or winter forever?
Just a bit of a fun poll to get you thinking.
If you had to live out your Christmas days, would you prefer it was a summer Christmas or a winter Christmas?
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63.3% Summer
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35.4% Winter
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1.3% Other - I'll share below
New Year, New Questions You Won’t Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”
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