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CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #263
ME: I believe that watching tonight's show might constitute a spiritual experience.
YOU: That's a pretty bold statement. How do you figure?
ME: Glad you asked. Since the concept of past and future is entirely man-made (ask any other living creature about … View moreCHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #263
ME: I believe that watching tonight's show might constitute a spiritual experience.
YOU: That's a pretty bold statement. How do you figure?
ME: Glad you asked. Since the concept of past and future is entirely man-made (ask any other living creature about past and future and all you'll get is a dumb, non-comprehending stare), then it follows that if there is a god, a unifying spirit of the universe, be it "intelligent" or simply a pervasively unifying quantum particle sort of deal, then the present, "the constantly unfolding now," is the only possible place it can exist. Which brings me to my bold assertion: If you laughed at any time during tonight's show, you had to be paying attention. If you were paying attention it means you were, for that moment, in "the now" -- the same place as the previously mentioned pervasive, unifying quantum particle we, as a species, enjoy worshipping and committing genocide over. Ergo, you had a spiritual experience.
YOU: Assuming you're right, so what?
ME: So what?! This is huge! If a simple sitcom can lead to communion with the eternal, then I can make a case for my work having religious significance. Next step... The Church of Chuckology and a tax break! Ooh, maybe even a sleepy little burg in Florida I can call my own.
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Access to Cape Kidnappers remains closed to pedestrians and vehicles while geologists continue study…
With Children's Day just around the corner, now is the time to start thinking about how you'll celebrate at school, in your community or even at work! Register your event on the Children's Day website before 15 February to receive a pack of giveaways for the tamariki at your event, … View moreWith Children's Day just around the corner, now is the time to start thinking about how you'll celebrate at school, in your community or even at work! Register your event on the Children's Day website before 15 February to receive a pack of giveaways for the tamariki at your event, while stocks last.
Trek to Transform Young Lives.
In April of this year, Kanoa Lloyd and the Graeme Dingle Foundation will be taking on a challenge and trekking through Vietnam to raise funds for the school based programmes the Foundation runs.
They're searching for a team to join them on this trip of a … View moreTrek to Transform Young Lives.
In April of this year, Kanoa Lloyd and the Graeme Dingle Foundation will be taking on a challenge and trekking through Vietnam to raise funds for the school based programmes the Foundation runs.
They're searching for a team to join them on this trip of a lifetime that will do so much to help our tamariki. If an 11 day trip through the exquisite Vietnamese country side sounds appealing to you - why not join Trek to Transform Young Lives and help kiwi kids along the way.
To find out more visit dinglefoundation.org.nz...
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today I saw two car with dogs in the vehicles at 1.45pm today. If you loved your dog you would leave your dog at home to be kind. The heat in the cars is excessive and it dosent take much for the dog to dehydrate.
Being a dog owner this annoys me so much
secondly walking your dog in the heat … View moretoday I saw two car with dogs in the vehicles at 1.45pm today. If you loved your dog you would leave your dog at home to be kind. The heat in the cars is excessive and it dosent take much for the dog to dehydrate.
Being a dog owner this annoys me so much
secondly walking your dog in the heat of the day can burn their paws .
WE all loveo ur pets but please a bit of common sense is needed here
Hi....my ten year old has decided he wants to start skateboarding.
Just wondering if there are any unused boards out there that might like a new home. I dont want to buy a new board in case the phase is short lived.
Lara
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The Department of Conservation believes little blue penguins are being targeted by smugglers in Hawk…
Hand made natural face cream for mature skin 50ml jar.
Made with hemp seed oil, sweet almond oil, rose hip oil, apricot kernel oil, pomegranate oil, chamomile tea and frankincense essential oil.
(All ingredients have anti aging properties)
Very light, non greasy face cream with subtle fragrance.
… View moreHand made natural face cream for mature skin 50ml jar.
Made with hemp seed oil, sweet almond oil, rose hip oil, apricot kernel oil, pomegranate oil, chamomile tea and frankincense essential oil.
(All ingredients have anti aging properties)
Very light, non greasy face cream with subtle fragrance.
I have been using it as a daily moisturiser and a night cream.
Have sold a few pots to friends and have received good feed back.
Best before date June 2020.
I do have some small 10gm test pots available for $2.
Police in Hawke's Bay have had another report of a baby left in a hot car and will be speaking to th…
I have a Sony Handycam Video Recorder for sale and all its Accessories to go with it.
It is in Excellent Condition, no longer used.
I would like $300 for it but happy to Negotiate.
Pop down to your local Beaurepaires in Napier on Wellesley Road, or book and buy online for this great deal. Visit our website to find out more.
Tickets for "Arsenic and Old Lace" are now on sale!!
14th February - 2nd March 2019
Written by Joseph Kesselring and directed by Mikel O'Connell.
CAST:
Adrienne Hurley - Abby Brewster
Verona Nicholson - Martha Brewster
Jeremy Randall - Teddy Brewster
Brent Fairlie - Rev. Dr.… View moreTickets for "Arsenic and Old Lace" are now on sale!!
14th February - 2nd March 2019
Written by Joseph Kesselring and directed by Mikel O'Connell.
CAST:
Adrienne Hurley - Abby Brewster
Verona Nicholson - Martha Brewster
Jeremy Randall - Teddy Brewster
Brent Fairlie - Rev. Dr. Harper / Officer O'Hara
Graeme Fothergill - Mortimer Brewster
Kyla Andersen - Elaine Harper
David Mitchell-Eagle - Jonathan Brewster
Simon Law - Dr. Einstein
Neil McCorkell - Mr. Gibbs / Mr. Witherspoon
Nicholas Fulton - Officer Brophy
Jack Evans - Officer Klein
Glenn Cook - Lieutenant Rooney
Secure your tickets online now via iTICKET at:
www.iticket.co.nz...
You can also buy tickets by visiting iSite Havelock North, iSite Hastings or the Napier Municipal Theatre.
We're excited about opening the doors to our Service Centre after 15 months absence and keen to capture some great moments at our celebration!
Is there a photography student or an avid photographer keen to support our Community Day by taking photos on Saturday 9th February at our Hastings … View moreWe're excited about opening the doors to our Service Centre after 15 months absence and keen to capture some great moments at our celebration!
Is there a photography student or an avid photographer keen to support our Community Day by taking photos on Saturday 9th February at our Hastings Service Centre, 823 Heretaunga Street W from 11am-2pm?
We would ensure you have lots of fun, are well fed from our sausage sizzle and provided plenty of water!
Please message us if you want to be part of a special day!
Hi Everyone, we are back at the PGA Arena from this Thursday (31st Jan) 10am - 12 noon - we hope to see you all back for your Pickleball Fix -- $5 for the hall hire, please tell your friends to come along & try it, 1st time is free - - - all you need are sports shoes for your feet, everything … View moreHi Everyone, we are back at the PGA Arena from this Thursday (31st Jan) 10am - 12 noon - we hope to see you all back for your Pickleball Fix -- $5 for the hall hire, please tell your friends to come along & try it, 1st time is free - - - all you need are sports shoes for your feet, everything else is supplied -- see our FB page "Pickleball Hawkes Bay" - & you can buy Paddles & balls through us as well - check out our Website - www.pickleballstuffnz.co.nz...... - see you all there
Come & try the fastest growing sport in the USA -
Hi everyone - hope you are all coping with the terrific heat we're experiencing! Take a few minutes to check out the latest happenings from Neighbourhood Support Groups around Napier.
Take care
Jenny
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