Friday Funny: ๐๐My Dog lives like a king๐๐
I Just Realized Something:
โข My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
โข He has his food prepared for him.
โข His meals are provided at no cost to him.
โข He visits the Vet once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
โข He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
โข If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
โข He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
โข He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
โข He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
โข All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~ MY DOG IS A POLITCIAN!!!
Itโs Riddle Time! Beat the Neighbourhood with Your Smarts!
Which of the following words don't belong in the group and why?
CORSET, COSTER, SECTOR, ESCORT, COURTS
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Poll: Do you think banning gang patches is reasonable?
With the government cracking down on gangs, it is now illegal for gang members to display their insignia in public places whether through clothing or their property.
This means arrests can be made if these patches are worn in places like restaurants, shops, on public transport or ferries, and on airplanes. Arrests were made recently at a funeral.
Do you think this ban is reasonable?
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75.7% Yes
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22.9% No
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1.4% Other - I'll share below
What's your favourite recipe for courgettes?
Kia ora neighbours. If you've got a family recipe for courgettes, we'd love to see it and maybe publish it in our magazine. Send your recipe to mailbox@nzgardener.co.nz, and if we use it in the mag, you will receive a free copy of our January 2025 issue.
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