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The local pub was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $2,000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many… View moreThe local pub was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $2,000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time, weight-lifters etc... but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice "I'd like to try the bet"
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $2,000, and asked the little man "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
The man replied "I work for the Inland Revenue."
The partial closure of a main road in West Auckland because of utility works has left drivers feeli…
Hi neighbours, a charity is asking for help as it enters one of its toughest times of the year. The Salvation Army's Foodbank Project recently hit $1 million but more items are needed to keep up with demand. People can donate online or leave items at any Countdown shop. Read the story.
Please… View moreHi neighbours, a charity is asking for help as it enters one of its toughest times of the year. The Salvation Army's Foodbank Project recently hit $1 million but more items are needed to keep up with demand. People can donate online or leave items at any Countdown shop. Read the story.
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Despite receiving $1 million worth of donations over four years, a charity says its shelves are stil…
Hi lovely ladies, do you want your nails done for free? I am a nail technician in training at home in Henderson. If you are interested be my model, please message on 0220214542. I am only doing gel nails at present. Please see the photos below of some my recently examples.
Folks,
I go on community patrols every month because i want to keep our neighborhood safe. We often see rubbish, burnt cars etc on the side of the road.
I began thinking we all want our communities to be safe and secure and feel a part of the community but there must be issues facing us locally … View moreFolks,
I go on community patrols every month because i want to keep our neighborhood safe. We often see rubbish, burnt cars etc on the side of the road.
I began thinking we all want our communities to be safe and secure and feel a part of the community but there must be issues facing us locally that no one hears about or actions it.
So what is the issue bugging you? Keen to hear from you on this forum.
Cheers
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Hello Neighbours,
Room/s for Rent/Board available at 66 Pinedale Place, Henderson
Walking distance to Colleges, Schools, Train station, Hospital, Shopping Centres, Shops, Supermarkets, Police etc.
Single Garage + Driveway + Off street parking
2 bedroom house with 1 bathroom and 2 toilets. … View moreHello Neighbours,
Room/s for Rent/Board available at 66 Pinedale Place, Henderson
Walking distance to Colleges, Schools, Train station, Hospital, Shopping Centres, Shops, Supermarkets, Police etc.
Single Garage + Driveway + Off street parking
2 bedroom house with 1 bathroom and 2 toilets. Currently occupied by 1 person.
Furnished with Bed, linen, wardrobe, heater. Common Hall, 55" TV, Washing Machine, Fridge/freezer, Oven, Gas stove
One or both bedrooms to let - as negotiated.
$220 for a single person, this covers room, own toilet, bed, linen, wi-fi, water & power - $400 for a pair/couple.
Call Ajit Kumar Nair - 0210348850
Queries welcome at - ajit@ajitkumarnair.com
A cockroach outbreak in the gathering place of esteemed judges was among several extraordinary pest …
Has something of yours been stolen, damaged or lost? You can now report non-emergencies like theft, vandalism, shoplifting and lost property online at 105.police.govt.nz. You can also get updates here on a Police report you’ve already made, or add information to it.
To report any other … View moreHas something of yours been stolen, damaged or lost? You can now report non-emergencies like theft, vandalism, shoplifting and lost property online at 105.police.govt.nz. You can also get updates here on a Police report you’ve already made, or add information to it.
To report any other non-emergency or get advice from Police, simply call 105. Just remember, in an emergency, always call 111. Click here to find out when to use 105.
If you've got a child in Year 9, they may not have school on Tuesday. Secondary teachers are striking again, but this time the action will affect different year groups on different days - full details via the link below.
Auckland secondary schools will also close on Monday 17 June as part of… View moreIf you've got a child in Year 9, they may not have school on Tuesday. Secondary teachers are striking again, but this time the action will affect different year groups on different days - full details via the link below.
Auckland secondary schools will also close on Monday 17 June as part of a week of rolling regional strikes.
A $200,000 reward is on the table for anyone who can provide information that leads to Laurence Wu b…
Hi neighbours, recent research has found workers want flexibility but also human interaction. People who work in cafes or co-working spaces say they offer the best of both worlds. Do you work remotely? If you do, why do you do it and where are your favourite places to work? Share your experiences … View moreHi neighbours, recent research has found workers want flexibility but also human interaction. People who work in cafes or co-working spaces say they offer the best of both worlds. Do you work remotely? If you do, why do you do it and where are your favourite places to work? Share your experiences in the comments. Please write NP if you do not want your comment published.
Hello Neighbours!
Our huge annual luxury possum merino factory sale is coming up just in time for winter. For three days only: June 6, 7, 8 at 10 am – 4 pm.
Men’s and women’s garments, accessories (Seconds, discontinued lines, and samples) will be marked up to 80% off.
Be sure to … View moreHello Neighbours!
Our huge annual luxury possum merino factory sale is coming up just in time for winter. For three days only: June 6, 7, 8 at 10 am – 4 pm.
Men’s and women’s garments, accessories (Seconds, discontinued lines, and samples) will be marked up to 80% off.
Be sure to catch us at: Unit 3/ 68 McLaughlins Rd, Wiri, Auckland and keep warm this winter!
Have a safe and enjoyable long weekend.
Your neighbourly, friendly, caring team at Lake Panorama Dental 09 2186000
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