Glendene, Auckland

1081 days ago

Friday Funny: 😄🐕My Dog lives like a king🐕😄

Fiona from Henderson

I Just Realized Something:

• My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
• He has his food prepared for him.
• His meals are provided at no cost to him.
• He visits the Vet once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is … View more
I Just Realized Something:

• My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
• He has his food prepared for him.
• His meals are provided at no cost to him.
• He visits the Vet once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
• He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
• If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
• He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
• He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
• He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
• All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~ MY DOG IS A POLITCIAN!!!

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1081 days ago

More care. Less Waste. Better Products.

The Warehouse

Great products shouldn’t cost the earth.

Which is why at the Warehouse we’re bringing you more sustainable products with sound credentials from global leaders like the Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) and Better Cotton Initiative (BCI), as well as less packaging waste.

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Great products shouldn’t cost the earth.

Which is why at the Warehouse we’re bringing you more sustainable products with sound credentials from global leaders like the Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) and Better Cotton Initiative (BCI), as well as less packaging waste.

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1081 days ago

SALES MERCHANDISER – PART TIME

Alliance Marketing

We require an energetic part-time grocery Sales Merchandiser to represent our company, Alliance Marketing 2014 Ltd, in Pak N Save Henderson.

You would be merchandising great brands and working with a fantastic team in the FMCG industry.

The position is 9.25 hours per week on Mon, Wed& Fri… View more
We require an energetic part-time grocery Sales Merchandiser to represent our company, Alliance Marketing 2014 Ltd, in Pak N Save Henderson.

You would be merchandising great brands and working with a fantastic team in the FMCG industry.

The position is 9.25 hours per week on Mon, Wed& Fri and some occasional additional hours for display builds.

Experience is preferred but not essential. You should be organised and able to multi-task and use initiative.

Early morning starts are essential and display building will be required.

Own transport is required.

Please email CV to Irene Saunders
isaunders@alliancemarketing.co.nz
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1084 days ago

STRANGE NEW LEVEL THREE RULES.

Linda from Henderson

This new rule where two families of 5 can get together outside does absolutely nothing for those of us who have all their family outside Auckland and haven't seen a family member for months.
I have just about forgotten what mine look like!
When will this snail like Govt give us a firm date … View more
This new rule where two families of 5 can get together outside does absolutely nothing for those of us who have all their family outside Auckland and haven't seen a family member for months.
I have just about forgotten what mine look like!
When will this snail like Govt give us a firm date to get back to normal, but with masks.
Giving up on elimination could have happened a month ago.

1081 days ago

Police officer has tested positive for Covid-19, and three others are self-isolating, after they came into contact with a member of the public with the virus.

Brian from New Lynn

All officers were fully vaccinated, but an investigation is underway about how much PPE they were using when they were exposed to the virus.
Superintendent Shanan Gray said police responded to reports of concern for the welfare of a woman on Tuesday afternoon. Four officers found the woman on Miro… View more
All officers were fully vaccinated, but an investigation is underway about how much PPE they were using when they were exposed to the virus.
Superintendent Shanan Gray said police responded to reports of concern for the welfare of a woman on Tuesday afternoon. Four officers found the woman on Miro Road in Māngere Bridge. After speaking with her, they took her to Auckland Hospital for a mental health assessment, Gray said. Once at the hospital, the woman started showing Covid-like symptoms. She subsequently tested positive for the virus. Gray said the four officers were stood down on Tuesday. They are required to get tested and self-isolate for 14 days as a precaution. One of the officers tested positive during day one testing, with the other three testing negative. A fifth officer, who wasn’t involved in the incident but lives in the same place as one of the four officers, is also self-isolating as a precaution because they’re considered a close contact. Gray said the police station where the officer who tested positive is based has been deep cleaned, along with the patrol car involved.
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1082 days ago

Dutch Iris! Just opened up 2-3 days ago. 😃

Sharon from Te Atatu South

For some reason, ALL my Dutch Irises are this colour. 😛 But I don't mind! 😃 It's my favourite colour for irises to be, purple. 😃

1081 days ago

Your feedback on the Red Cross website

The Team from Red Cross Shop Henderson

Do you visit the New Zealand Red Cross website?
We would love your feedback. Simply hit the button below to access the the survey.
It only takes 5 minutes and will help us improve our website and how you find information about us.

Everyone who does the survey can go in the draw to win one of ten… View more
Do you visit the New Zealand Red Cross website?
We would love your feedback. Simply hit the button below to access the the survey.
It only takes 5 minutes and will help us improve our website and how you find information about us.

Everyone who does the survey can go in the draw to win one of ten Red Cross drink bottles!

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1081 days ago

Botanical coasters

The Team from Resene ColorShop Henderson

Impress your guests and protect surfaces with these unique wooden coasters using your favourite Resene testpot colours.
Find out how to create your own.

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1082 days ago

Tāmaki vaccination centre will be pulling an all nighter on Friday, in a bid to inch the city closer to its 90 per cent vaccination target rate.

Brian from New Lynn

The centre on Morrin Road in St Johns will open at 8am on Friday and continue vaccinating until 6.30am on Saturday. It will be run in partnership with Ngāti Whātua Ōrākei and feature local musicians until 9pm and a socially-distanced BBQ until sausages run out. Site lead Teara Gillman said her … View moreThe centre on Morrin Road in St Johns will open at 8am on Friday and continue vaccinating until 6.30am on Saturday. It will be run in partnership with Ngāti Whātua Ōrākei and feature local musicians until 9pm and a socially-distanced BBQ until sausages run out. Site lead Teara Gillman said her team wanted to give “everything a go” to make sure everyone had the chance to access a vaccine. “The aim is to reach all of those people who work at night or late in the evening because many of these people are often sleeping during the day when our site is open,” she said. “We’re reaching out to all local whānau, shift workers, our local high school students and any other night owls to come on down on Friday to get a sausage for a shot if you haven’t yet been vaccinated.”
There is also a free taxi service in Auckland for those who still need to get their first dose and were having difficulty getting to a vaccination centre. The Government is also ramping up its efforts to reach those who still haven't received their jabs. Covid-19 Response Minister Chris Hipkins has declared October 16 as a "National Day of Action" for vaccines. “We’ve got a plan and to make it work we’re asking everyone to contribute to a big, nationwide push for vaccination. This will culminate in a National Day of Action for vaccination on Saturday 16 October,” he said.
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1082 days ago

Get decorating and $ave with Resene

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1082 days ago

How to sell your property for the most money

Grant from Green Bay

In today's market selling your property for a good price, is so straight forward you can do it yourself, but what if you want to ensure the BEST price?

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1082 days ago

It's Time to Shout James Online Fundraising Auction

Emma from Glen Eden

I invite you all to check out my page and online fundraising auction.
Auction is at app.galabid.com...
Facebook page is: www.facebook.com...

I'm raising money for my cousin James (27) who is fighting Stage 4 Hodgkin Lymphoma. I am also raising awareness to Blood Cancer, in particular Hodgkin… View more
I invite you all to check out my page and online fundraising auction.
Auction is at app.galabid.com...
Facebook page is: www.facebook.com...

I'm raising money for my cousin James (27) who is fighting Stage 4 Hodgkin Lymphoma. I am also raising awareness to Blood Cancer, in particular Hodgkin Lymphoma. A portion of the profits will go to Leukaemia and Blood Cancer NZ.

Over 50 listings with some amazing brands on board. Could be a great way to get your Christmas shopping done early and help out a fellow kiwi.

Thanks

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1083 days ago

Wednesday's Funny: 😄🦜Talking Parrots🦜😄

Fiona from Henderson

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ”Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing. ”

”What do they say?” the priest asked.

”They say, “Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun? ”

”That's obscene!” the … View more
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ”Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing. ”

”What do they say?” the priest asked.

”They say, “Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun? ”

”That's obscene!” the priest exclaimed.

Then he thought for a moment.

”You know,” he said, ”I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.”

“Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.”

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”

There was stunned silence.

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says, ”Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been answered!!!”
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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1091 days ago

Poll: Do you support Auckland Transport’s proposal to reduce speed limits on roads?

Ripu Bhatia Reporter from Auckland Stuff

Auckland Transport is looking for feedback on its proposal to reduce the speed limit on 800 roads across the region.

The changes involve 462 roads near 57 schools and 208 rural roads.

It includes roads in Ōtara Town Centre, residential roads in Manurewa and roads in Ponsonby and Freemans … View more
Auckland Transport is looking for feedback on its proposal to reduce the speed limit on 800 roads across the region.

The changes involve 462 roads near 57 schools and 208 rural roads.

It includes roads in Ōtara Town Centre, residential roads in Manurewa and roads in Ponsonby and Freemans Bay.

Do you support Auckland Transport’s proposal to reduce speed limits on roads?

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Do you support Auckland Transport’s proposal to reduce speed limits on roads?
  • 40.1% Yes
    40.1% Complete
  • 59.9% No
    59.9% Complete
1858 votes
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