Mowing Berms
I can arrange all the berms to be mowed for a gold coin. That is if there are complete streets and there are no obstacles like parked cars and bitsy gardens.
Cutting back overgrowth would be extra, trimming back pathways the same. Get onto your local councillor to free up the funds to do these jobs. Our Mayor graciously gave a contract to City Care to fund a couple of boys with whipper strippers to spend eternity to address a few bad paths.
We need to stop contracts that should be local being given to business who pay minimal wages.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
...You can see right through them.
No, we haven't lost the plot! July 1st is International Joke Day and because laughter is good for your body, we want to get involved.
So, go on, jokers! Share your best joke below...
Can you figure this one out, neighbours?
I have seas with no waters, coasts with no sand, towns without people and mountains with no land. What am I?
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Prize Draw Tuesdays!
Congratulations to these winners who've each won $150...
Rachael Seed from Napier
Preeti Morgan from Palmerston North
Mark Mudgway from Addington
Charlotte Burr from Dunedin
Get in touch here before the 9th of July, winners!
We have a prize draw every Tuesday so make sure you come back every week and check whether you're a winner.
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