THIS is a repost from the Titirangi FaceBook page that I am re-sharing - I did NOT write this, and I don't know who did. But ENJOY IT!!!!!!!! š
"Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didnāt mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldnāt share with the fridge, cause heās been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isnāt all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympatheticā¦told me to just suck it up buttercup! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didnāt say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to āpull myself together!āāŗļø
We will survive š"
Poll: Should drivers retake the theory test every 10 years?
Drivers get where they need to go, but sometimes it seems that we are all abiding by different road rules (for example, the varying ways drivers indicate around a roundabout).
Do you think drivers should be required to take a quick driving theory test every 10 years?
Vote in the poll and share any road rules that you've seen bent! š±
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50.7% Yes
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47.2% No
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2.1% Other - I'll share below
Poll: What does 'Kei te pÄhea koe' mean?
Te Wiki o te Reo MÄori (Maori Language Week) is upon us and we always love to get involved.
Add your vote to the poll and share a phrase in te Reo MÄori below to be in to win a $25 Prezzy card.
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4.4% You are finally here
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86.3% How are you (feeling)?
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1.4% There are two fish
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7.8% Pass the salt, please
Here's Tuesday's teaser!
Iām found in socks, scarves, and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
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